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Maxvoltar - Client Relationship Building

Maxvoltar is the personal weblog of Tim Van Damme, a freelance interface designer at Made by Elephant.

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Client Relationship Building

Excerpt from a chat I had with a client earlier today after he sent me quick mockup of the homepage we were putting together.

Client: “you’ll do something better”
Me: “you think?”
Client: “oramiawesome?”
Me: “that was my ego talking”
Me: “maybe your ego and mine could meet”
Me: “and make little ego-babies”
Client: “oh shit.”
Client: “they would have to battle”
Me: “you don’t make babies by battling!”
Client: “they could wrestle then”
Client: “for a little while”
Client: “then fall in love”
Me: “well, my parents called it “wrestling” when I entered their room on a Sunday-morning when I was 4…”
Client: “did you say you wanted to wrestle too?”
Me: “Dude, I didn’t even knew babies came out of my pee-pee”
Client: “I’ve got news for you”
Client: “(they don’t)”

I love my clients.


  • Els

    3654 days ago

    Good to see I’m not the only one who has clients like that – love it :-)

  • iYoko

    3654 days ago

    Bro, get out of the house some more :)

  • Julian Schrader

    3654 days ago

    Haha, great!

    It’s nice to experience clients like that—fortunately I can work with a similar guy on a nearly day-to-day basis as well. It’s always fun :-)

  • Bramus!

    3654 days ago

    They don’t?! Oh lord!


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